The Cult of the Pee Lovers

I like to keep peeing healtily in the “flow” of things.  Again, people have been taught to be ashamed of their bodies and body functions.  And then we pass this on to our children and they run around saying boo-boo, like it is “bad.”  More BULLSHIT!

So, I've been meaning to open up a blog about this and here you have done it.  Makes me just want to pee.  I am in my most relaxed state when I'm peeing.  Peeing as meditation - now there's a arm to this discussion.

Elisa - you'd better run from me, cause I'll tickle you and you'll surely PEE!

Where shall I post, here or in the Juice Bar. I really love to pee in the woods. Or the garden. Open air pee is the most fun.

Secret: Diva Law no. 23: Divas pee when they have to.

Stop the show, stop the car, stop the presses, and go pee.

Me like it too :-D
I like the chills shivers tingly thing meself : P

I'm glad you brought up that Diva Law Carla.  I hate it being in a car and having to pee and asking someone to stop and they don't.  I give one warning and then it flows.  It is just unnatural to hold it in.

I'm glad to know this too since we are about to embark on our first trip together in the coming week.

On another issue:  You know- men have such a hangup, for the most part, about peeing around other men.  You know, the “God forbid I see this other guys naughty parts” thing.  Not me.  When I gotta go, I go, letting it rip.

oh, I gotta pee, too. Is this the place?

World pee-ce for all!!!

All my love, Rosy :-)

 Good reason for Divas to wear dresses: it's easier to pee on the ground. I also love to pee standing in the shower. One day I'll try at  a urinal just for fun.

And my travel rule is definitely nobody has to hold pee. 10 miles or 150 miles doesn't matter.

BTW- gorgeous photo- did you take it?

Piss in a mason jar with a plastic crucifix in it and you got art worthy of MOMA (the Museum of Modern Art, and not necessarily your Momma who might be offended)! Ha!

This reminds me of when I was pregnant with my daughter, scheduled for an ultrasound, and of course they told me to drink lots of water the day before, which I did. I had to pee really bad once I got to the clinic, upon getting there they then made me drink more water (!!!), and so the xray tech gets me on the table and says I had drank too much water and had to pee SOME of it out……right! Pee half, keep the rest. Right. After I got done, I must have peed for 5 minutes!

I love the cult of Pee!
I love Diva Law number 23!

What fun!
I once got stuck in a traffic jam when my daughter Eden was a baby and I was pregnant with Will my son, I had to pee in a way that only a pregnant girl has to…So I put a baby diaper under my bottom and quickly realized that you can't just let it go or you will “overwhelm” the baby diaper capacity with your big woman bladder.  I had to pee a little and then wait and pee a little more and then wait….you get the idea. 

I love to pee in the ocean! I always told my kids that the warm pockets of water in the gulf of mexico (I grew up swimming off the Alabama coast) were whale pee-pee…

Ok, I confess…Thursday night Brian and I went on one of my yummy hikes.  He took the long way to the mountain and I had to pee early on in the hike.  Yes, I admit it, I peed in the Angeles National Forest.  And yes Janet, it would have been easier had I been wearing a dress.  However this Diva was not.

Elisa, I am in your camp on how good it feels to pee after having to hold it in for awhile.  It can actually be quite orgasmic!

Girlfriend, I'm ALL about orgasms!  LOL  And peeing can feel sooo goooooooood!!!

I bow down to the pee Goddess!!!

Dana

This is an interesting discussion lol. But strangely enough I completly agree there's something that feels quite good when you let it out.

Pee is so natural and interestingly unless we have an infection quite sterile. When I was a nurse my first introduction to a lovely couple was being peed on by the husband, he was unconscious at the time and I was helping her make him comfortable in the bed, they were an amazing couple he had a glioma of the brain with a prognosis of two years, he lasted 10 years so I got to know them really well. It broke the ice of our first contact and we were instantly at home with one another.

I've noticed that I'm more relaxed in my peeing on days that are rainy.  Almost like the raindrops are little stimuli to the release from the bladder of the pee.  I wonder if there are practices of relaxation for this area of the body, the pee area (male or female)?  Anybody?  I'm serious.  I'm sitting here trying to be consciously relaxed as possible there, without any tension (which know that area is prone to).

John, rain makes everything better :-D (Walking in the rain, Making love during a rainstorm, Being sheltered, Peeing, Bathing…)

Do you know that a lot of people have to turn the sink faucet on to start them peeing? :-D
Seriously.

Ahh, the sound of Liquid dripping and splashing…the familiarity stems from being in the womb (splish splish) and the Oceans  =)

Nice post Elisa…next time I have to hold my bladder when commuting to work and I finally make it for the sprint across the Service Station foyer to the enamel trough I will contemplate whether it's the experience of relief or the erotic (in the general, whole-body sense of that term) experience of micturation (haven't used that word since working in a hospital) or whether the two can be separated out.

Hmmmmm

Warmly (but not wetly) Jon xx

micturate, now that is a good word. I tend to hold it for long periods of time because I don't want to take the time out to go. It gets quite painful at times. I had to go yesterday at the tennis court but there were no bathrooms there. I found myself looking around the car for some kind of recepticle. Is that a word? I contemplated going in the woods but it was at a school and it wouldn't look to good if I got caught with my tennis skirt down. Sometimes i wait so long it takes me quite some time to go, but yes it is such a relief. There is nothing worse then having to go when you can't. that is pure torture. I know of some that drink their urine. I won't name any names. but that is an interesting discussion

I just returned from the most heavenly swim in the big Juice of Lake Michigan, where I left a little of my own juices. It was delightful!

What the crap is going on here? Janet pissing in the lake is just so…..
delightful, I bet you piss in the shower too..

I bet Everyone pees in the shower.
Human Nature isn't it? :-D

I have been uninformed until now about Kegel exercises, but I'll explore this deeper.  Issolating these muscles and subtly working them would bring about a broader spectrum of experience in the male sexual experience.  I find a lot of people clinching their asses and being pee-tight as I like to say, e.g., tight-asses!  I have a found of balance of tension and relaxation with in the throes of the male sacred sexual experience.  Men have been taught the value of tension, but not the value of the softer or receptive side, where relaxation is key to a heightened experience.

I love waking up in the morning and being perhaps semi-erect taking a good pee.  There is a balance of tension (the thrust energy) and the softer energy of receiving and releasing.

No secret to my friends, but I massage my bladder in the warm shower which is usually my best pee of the day.  I think the key is just listening to your body and not delaying in responding to what it is tell you.  You feel like peeing, then pee.  We tend to clamp it off, our feelings and then when we explode we are embarrassed.

I love Carla's Diva Law #23 - feel it - then do it, respond to it.

I can't seem to stay away from the  Pee Zone…. but after watching the Kegel vid, I would like to add to what she was saying. Women can also go into more advanced practice by isolating the front, back and side muscles -the PC is actually a group of muscles. Once you have a basic squeeze mastered, you can start to feel the difference between them, and get rather precision control. Try it- it's fun!

This is subtle of course but it still adds your level of pleasurable sensations by allowing the conscious contraction and relaxation to be in harmony with your partner.

Hmmmm, as I'm thinking about this, it might also be a help for the girls who want to write their name in the snow,  you know, add a little flourish maybe?

A man was peeing by a wall and a policeman pass by and said, “that's against the LAW!”

“No, it's against the WALL!”

Hahaha ever wonder why it feels so good to pee in places other than where you are “supposed” to?  It's almost a high. lol

Ahh!  I Say 'Yes!' to enjoying peeing!  A good bowel movement is wonderful as well.  Thank you for being so bold. And funny!  hee hee!

yes this is a very bold and funny conversation.  One I doubt I'd find in many places.

There are no wise and insightful comments regarding pee…however, if Elisa can write her name in the snow, she's a hockey player and alright in my book!

I have a healthy relationship with my pea and my pee…being a runner I've learned to gauge my hydration level by the volume and color   and being 50 and possessing the kidneys of a gerbil I've had many opportunities to observe both.

one more thing…

If you a swede standing on the street, what are you standing in a phone booth?

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elisa~ I encourage you to try the pee in the shower again…I can't imagine not doing it. the feel of my water joining with municipal water is just lovely;-)

LOL.
Isn't there a human mechanism that makes us pee in the shower? :-D LOL

And hey…speaking of pee…did you know that using your urine (I mean, I read this somewhere LOL) to water your houseplants attunes the plants to you? (mix the urine with water of course, don't wanna drown the plant in pee, LMAO).

Especially if it's a medicinal plant…it will create its medicine especially for you and your PH level and all that because the plant 'reads' your urine sample (lol) and makes what you need. Fascinating.

Very interesting, no? =)

That is interesting I wonder if it truly works.I don't think I'll try it though lol

I read a survey that said 60% of the people responding admitted to peeing in the shower.

Umm…Okay, although pretty much anything you eat these days probably have been peed on by all sorts of animals, may as well be your own pee. :-D

Umm…then I was watching this show called “Taboo” which I love, because like this and many other things they're considered Taboo. Anywho, there was a doctor on there that drank his own pee every morning for its 'curative' properties.
:-D

And pee shivers are nice. Maybe it's the same process as the bubbles going up when you use a water cooler, lol.

The bubbles going up? Oh dear that got my mind going in a weird direction…………lol I think I’ll go back to the weird conversation we were all having about weird places to pee.

Weird places to pee, Huh.

Someone I knew had a hole in the backseat floor of his old 60's car.
And this is where we all peed on long road trips, lol.

So sometimes, there's a different type of Leak on the road. :-D

This is sooooooo good. I bet men couldn't have such meaningful discussion about their bodily functions! Anyway female peeing has so much more to it - I mean it is in effect so much more private (no dangley bits on the outside of the body) and so much more 'exciting'.
I mean that men just have the thrill of  WATCHING themselves (how unreal and how unnecessary to the act) and of comparing themselves - but we FEEL the movement inside our bodies and the great relief of the 1st entrance to the urethra and, very quickly, the outside world!
Oh how I like it - in fact I think I'll go and try again now. (BTW I don't mean that I've ever BEEN a man and had a dangley bit - but that's the way it seems to me anyway.)
But then there's 'the wipe' - oh I could waffle about that, about how much of a wad I need, about the feeling that can be built up there…….. sorry, but many thanx Elise for this subject!

ally~  thanks so much for bringing up the wipe!  there's whole other experience to discuss, eh?

I had never thought about the detachment that would come from watching dangly bits. Myabe one of the guys can address that issue.  I have watched myself pee just for fun a few times, but it gave me a sore neck;-)

All hail the Pee Goddess!

Very perceptive, Ally. I'll never underestimate the experience of pee again. Hey, there are Diva Laws?

This is crazy. lol Still  I have to agree with Ally the female peeing experience is euphoric most days and feels oh sooo good.

Gosh - thx for the response to my 1st posting. I feel “the wipe” deserves a whole section to itllef (not for me the one-sheet dab of Elisabeth Shue!), but I'm afraid that being a newbie, and with men active here, I'll shrink back into writing about the pee experience - which is  pretty unusual anyway (so thx again Elisa).
Yes, Janet, I've t